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GitHub99.98%
Cloudflare99.99%
AWS99.99%
Google Cloud99.97%
Azure99.98%
OpenAI99.95%
Anthropic99.99%
Apple100.0%
🔻 The Cone of Shame — October's biggest outages
#1 CONTENDER
GitHub
BROKEN API
Downtime: 3h 12m · Blast radius: git ops, issues, actions, PRs
Video: 34s · 212k views
#2 CONTENDER
Cloudflare
NOTHING WORKS
Downtime: 1h 47m · Blast radius: edge PoPs, 14 regions
Video: 41s · 98k views
#3 CONTENDER
OpenAI
BROKEN LOGIN
Downtime: 52m · Blast radius: ChatGPT OAuth, all regions
Video: 29s · 64k views
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